Annoyed by Palm Pre Review

It's no secret that i work for MobiTV. So, when the Palm Pre launched a few days ago it was (is) a big deal for us because we power Sprint TV (which looks amazing on this device). 

As i continue to research the phone for marketing purposes i stumbled upon this review which was submitted to PhoneScoop:

PRE-engaged!!!

 

by david10240

So you know how, when you get engaged, there are thing you love about him/her and things you wish he/she had from your past relationships? Hence...The Palm Pre.

I love this phone. I truly do. So much so that...so far...like my fiance, it has WAY more good than bad. So I think I'll keep it as I will keep her. There is little missing that can't be fixed with software updates, just like, with some therapy, my fiance would be PERFECT!!!

WHAT?  Who compares a phone to a fiance?  I'm sorry to say this "David10240" but your fiance is either a complete idiot for agreeing to marry you or women are getting more desperate.  On the other hand, maybe your fiance doesn't know you wrote this ridiculous review.  In any case, I'd like to thank your fiance for taking you off the market- one less idiot single man left in this world.